i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Dear god my vagina.
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