Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
And then he peed in my hair
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