dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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