True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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