With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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