i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
do nipples grow back?
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