i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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