Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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