I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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