I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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