Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Quick, to the slutcave!
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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