Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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