:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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