I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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