everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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