was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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