you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
