Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
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