This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
im holly from the hills drunk
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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