Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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