Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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