You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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