I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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