Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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