It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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