I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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