I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
send nudes
from the living room?
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