I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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