Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
i think we sleep fucked last night...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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