i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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