BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
