I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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