Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Randomize