What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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