Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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