Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I need to sanitize my soul.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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