This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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