I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
