i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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