brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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