with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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