Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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