Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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