thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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