But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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