Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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