scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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