yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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