Non-Jews are for practice
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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