But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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