we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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