even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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