Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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