the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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