eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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